An Introduction to Callum Stoner - Unabridged Version (I am the first referencer. Hah.✨) Niceness: 50/10 Cool factor: 50/10 Untiltable: 200/10 π§π§π§π§: 500/10 Callum & I went on a lowkey semi-eventful π trip spanning from a thingy in a massive massive popular shopping mall in one city, to a very un-massive aquatic exhibit in a different one, north of the first. We very literally stared at real-life penguins and one of the penguins was more unusual than all of the other ones (it was consistently farting underwater and probably needed some Tums™️) and also I'm 90% confident he has a two-second, 360-type video clip, where I'm probably singing w/ a ukulele, and this stuff was literally all *after* what I will call a real-life horror-themed Roblox game in a very very endless parking lot. If Carly Rae Jepsen were there too, she would've been so proud of us, and I lowkey seriously hope that Callum posts that 360 video clip as part of a YouTube video or short cos I'm so l...