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An Introduction to Callum Stoner - Unabridged Version (I am the first referencer. Hah.✨)

Niceness: 50/10
Cool factor: 50/10
Untiltable: 200/10
🐧🐧🐧🐧: 500/10

Callum & I went on a lowkey semi-eventful 😂 trip spanning from a thingy in a massive massive popular shopping mall in one city, to a very un-massive aquatic exhibit in a different one, north of the first. We very literally stared at real-life penguins and one of the penguins was more unusual than all of the other ones (it was consistently farting underwater and probably needed some Tums™️) and also I'm 90% confident he has a two-second, 360-type video clip, where I'm probably singing w/ a ukulele, and this stuff was literally all *after* what I will call a real-life horror-themed Roblox game in a very very endless parking lot. If Carly Rae Jepsen were there too, she would've been so proud of us, and I lowkey seriously hope that Callum posts that 360 video clip as part of a YouTube video or short cos I'm so lowkey honored to be part of that super fun and randomahh~ trip 🤣 We also stared at a horse which did gymnastics *almost* as good as me! I'm lying, I'm like permanently injured, there was no way I was gonna somersault in the exact same way in which that horse did. He also gave me a very literally 🎵musical🎵 motorcycle ride to Starbucks. Real life fairytale y'all. LMFAO I LUV U CAL😂😂😂 Stay coffee'd and stay awesome and don't ever follow the crowd (except when it's motorcycle parking-related). ✨Was a truly great day after dealing with my most obsessed Reddit hater and I think maybe now I'm going to go and watch some more South Park✨

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An Introduction to Callum Stoner (The Shortened Version)

Niceness: 50/10
Cool factor: 50/10
Untiltable: 200/10
🐧🐧🐧🐧: 500/10

Callum & I went on a lowkey semi-eventful 😂 trip spanning from a thingy in a massive popular shopping mall in one city, to a very un-massive aquatic exhibit in a different one, north of the first. We very literally stared at real-life penguins and one of the penguins was more unusual than all of the other ones (it was consistently farting underwater and probably needed some Tums™️) and also I'm 90% confident he has a two-second, 360-type video clip, where I'm probably singing w/ a ukulele, and this stuff was literally all *after* what I will call a real-life horror-themed Roblox game in a very very endless parking lot. If Carly Rae Jepsen were there too, she would've been so proud of us, and I lowkey seriously hope that Callum posts that clip as part of a YouTube vid or short 🤣 He also gave me a very literally 🎵musical🎵 motorcycle ride to Starbucks lol🐇

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